Welcome to Non Sequitr, the blog where some stuff may or may not be made up and nothing really matters!
I've been told by quite a few people I should make a blog, despite the fact I know few people read them. I finally acquiesced to their demands only to meet a freaking gauntlet of stupid, ineffective websites before finally coming here. Even then, I kept screwing things up until I finally got it to work. At least I think I have, to be honest I didn't put forth that much effort into making sure it works. But, I digress.
I need to find a job. Sadly, all that seems to be available is a career in the Armed Forces or going back to being a bagger boy at Vons, neither option is particularly enthralling. I think I'd rather be gored by fiery minotaurs geeked on PCP carrying boltcutters than to have to talk to another goddamn old lady and ask her if she needs help to her car, only to discover that she not only doesn't remember where she parked, she doesn't even remember what her car is so I have to spend 20 minutes searching every damn car in the whole lot until I find the one with the "World's Greatest Grandma" license plate rim that she bought from a swap meet, a story she recounted to me over a dozen times while we were searching. OH MY GOD, Run-on sentences aimed at degrading and hating on other people feel practically ORGASMIC, this must be what it feels like to be Dr. Cox, or Ben Thompson. This is the beginning of a beautiful relationship, Internets. One that will inevitably fall into either domestic abuse or neglect, depending on my mood at the time.
"Wisdom is what's left when we run out of personal opinions."
-Cullen Hightower
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